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The Computer ([personal profile] thecomputer) wrote2014-11-16 08:11 am
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DEAD 04

[Welcome, Anthy, Sakura and Simon!]

[You regain consciousness in a waiting room of some sort. Something is clearly odd - your entire body is slightly transparent, and everything you were carrying with you aside from your clothes is gone. On the plus side, you seem to be impervious to all harm.]

[There is an end table with two stacks of papers. One is a large area to write in (there is a small assortment of pens next to this), and the other all bear the same message:]


Congratulations! You have died.

Please wait in this area until such time as the exercise is terminated. At that time, you will be transferred to your appropriate afterlife. If you were assigned a Communist role, rest easy knowing that any ultimatum given as part of your motivation was false.

If you have any questions, please shout them into the air, and a representative will get back to you within 5-100,000 business days. If you have any final messages for the living, please write them on form B and submit it into the slot in the south wall. Delivery is not guaranteed.


[Sure enough, there’s a slot. In addition, a hallway connects this room with a much larger room, not unlike a movie theatre. A large screen on the far wall shows various events back in the facility as they unfold in real time. A side alcove provides slightly transparent popcorn and a water cooler, although hunger, thirst and exhaustion don’t seem to exist here.]
ossifragant: (⊗ get that damn thing off the neck)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-17 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Dammit Kimbley.

He spends about half a minute looking like he isn't sure how to take that before he gives another shrug.]


That's a little forward of you, don't you think?
alchemicals: (007.)

[personal profile] alchemicals 2014-11-17 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[...GREED, IF YOU COULD SEE YOUR DAMN FACE]

It was worth it for that expression you just gave me.
ossifragant: (Φ that i am just nothing)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-17 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Dammit.]

We must be doing alright if you're comfortable enough to start teasing me.
alchemicals: (005.)

[personal profile] alchemicals 2014-11-17 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
It's one of the hazards of seeking me out for company.
ossifragant: (Φ now it's just what i've become)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-17 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Being teased is better than fighting.

Or at least it's better than fighting in closed quarters where you literally cannot ignore the person you're having an argument with.]


Hell, I'll never understand you.

[...]

But you're good company.
alchemicals: ...periodically (006.)

[personal profile] alchemicals 2014-11-17 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a pretty straightforward guy, Greed, you'll figure it out eventually.

[...he doesn't know what to do with the rest of that, so let's just...not, with the rest of that. at least you tried?]
ossifragant: (Φ waiting for our ship to come)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-17 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[He's perfectly used to people ignoring half the things that come out of his mouth so this is a completely reasonable thing to do.]

I'm sure.