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The Computer ([personal profile] thecomputer) wrote2014-11-08 08:46 am

DEAD 02

[Greetings, terminatees!]

[You regain consciousness in a waiting room of some sort. Something is clearly odd - your entire body is slightly transparent, and everything you were carrying with you aside from your clothes is gone. On the plus side, you seem to be impervious to all harm.]

[There is an end table with two stacks of papers. One is a large area to write in (there is a small assortment of pens next to this), and the other all bear the same message:]


Congratulations! You have died.

Please wait in this area until such time as the exercise is terminated. At that time, you will be transferred to your appropriate afterlife. If you were assigned a Communist role, rest easy knowing that any ultimatum given as part of your motivation was false.

If you have any questions, please shout them into the air, and a representative will get back to you within 5-100,000 business days. If you have any final messages for the living, please write them on form B and submit it into the slot in the south wall. Delivery is not guaranteed.


[Sure enough, there’s a slot. In addition, a hallway connects this room with a much larger room, not unlike a movie theatre. A large screen on the far wall shows various events back in the facility as they unfold in real time. A side alcove provides slightly transparent popcorn and a water cooler, although hunger, thirst and exhaustion don’t seem to exist here.]
dictator_ko: (Moge-ko stepped on a snail)

[personal profile] dictator_ko 2014-11-10 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's also fun. ♪

If it let us haunt, it'd spoil the game. It's a dumb game, though. ♪
ossifragant: (Ò if my garden would have a fence)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-10 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
The real question is why keep us here at all?

I don't believe friend computer is altruistic enough to care about where the souls of a group of murderers go.
dictator_ko: (Die)

[personal profile] dictator_ko 2014-11-10 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it doesn't want to let us go. I know I wouldn't let me go if I had me. ♪
ossifragant: (Ò the rain doesn't help)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-10 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you're right.

After all, who's to say it destroyed all of our clones.
dictator_ko: (Moge-ko knows this one)

[personal profile] dictator_ko 2014-11-10 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well, who cares. After all, they aren't me. ♪
ossifragant: that you call a brain (⊗ stems from this thing)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-10 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
If that thing can shove your soul into them, what's the difference?

If we can find a spare one hanging around you can go right back to doing what you did before.

Just like I have unfinished business.
dictator_ko: (...)

[personal profile] dictator_ko 2014-11-10 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Moge-ko didn't think of that. She'd love that. ♪
ossifragant: (⊗ soon heads will be rolling)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-10 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
I hate to say it, but we might have to wait a couple days. Get a few more people here to help us get out.
dictator_ko: (...)

[personal profile] dictator_ko 2014-11-10 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
Moge-ko doesn't want to wait.
ossifragant: (Ô i can't make myself heard)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-11 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
You could always try breaking out again. But I don't think we have a choice. Believe me, I understand. I'm an impatient man myself.
dictator_ko: (I'm peeved!)

[personal profile] dictator_ko 2014-11-11 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
I hate this place! But Moge-ko will wait because there's no choice.
ossifragant: (⊗ soon heads will be rolling)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-11 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll figure something out, I'm sure.
dictator_ko: (Gonna gonna play)

[personal profile] dictator_ko 2014-11-12 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, Moge-ko will. ♪ And then she'll find and KILL the one responsible. She'll play with them for days and days and days.
Edited 2014-11-12 14:21 (UTC)
ossifragant: (⊗ all my troubles all my pain)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-12 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Believe me, Moge-ko, you'll get no complaints from me.

I'll sit back and watch you do it.
dictator_ko: (Moge-ko stepped on a snail)

[personal profile] dictator_ko 2014-11-13 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'd be fine with that. I want all the playtime to myself. ♪