DEAD 03

[thecomputer]

[Welcome, Zolf!]

[You regain consciousness in a waiting room of some sort. Something is clearly odd - your entire body is slightly transparent, and everything you were carrying with you aside from your clothes is gone. On the plus side, you seem to be impervious to all harm.]

[There is an end table with two stacks of papers. One is a large area to write in (there is a small assortment of pens next to this), and the other all bear the same message:]

Congratulations! You have died.

Please wait in this area until such time as the exercise is terminated. At that time, you will be transferred to your appropriate afterlife. If you were assigned a Communist role, rest easy knowing that any ultimatum given as part of your motivation was false.

If you have any questions, please shout them into the air, and a representative will get back to you within 5-100,000 business days. If you have any final messages for the living, please write them on form B and submit it into the slot in the south wall. Delivery is not guaranteed.

[Sure enough, there’s a slot. In addition, a hallway connects this room with a much larger room, not unlike a movie theatre. A large screen on the far wall shows various events back in the facility as they unfold in real time. A side alcove provides slightly transparent popcorn and a water cooler, although hunger, thirst and exhaustion don’t seem to exist here.]

Comments

[alchemicals]

So do you want to try again and actually tell me what the hell you're getting at this time? I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

[That patience doesn't seem to be rubbing off.]

[ossifragant]

You getting all upset on my behalf because one of your allies was mowed down pisses me off a little, that's all.

Maybe you should have thought about that the first time when you brought the military to the Nest and mowed down all of your allies.

[alchemicals]

That was different!

[The words are sharp; he can hear his volume rising, but he can't say he really wants to put much of a stop to it.]

You want to hate me for that? Fine. I professionally and categorically don't care, because you hating me isn't my damn problem! Just make up your damn mind about it already!

[ossifragant]

Maybe if you weren't such a piece of shit, I--

[And then. That happens.]

What... what the hell?!

1/3

[alchemicals]

[...okay look the anger train is moving a bit too fast for him to put the brakes on it all at once - ]

Loyalty Officer, right?!

[alchemicals]

[...

Ah. Well, that's. Um.

...holy shit.]

[alchemicals]

...I'm claiming first punch on Himemiya's face.

[ossifragant]

[And just like that, his anger melts away.]

Be my guest.

[alchemicals]

[WELL THAT'S GOOD BECAUSE HOLY SHIT HE IS PRACTICALLY VIBRATING OVER HERE

WERE WE MAD A FEW SECONDS AGO BECAUSE]

That bitch was staying in my room; trust me, I'd fight you for the honors if you argued me on it.

[ossifragant]

[Were we fighting?

He can't remember. Holy shit this is exciting.]

You can go right ahead. I'm not taking this from you.

[alchemicals]

If they keep this up I may have to change my mind about not giving a shit who wins.

[...the amount of vibrating he has going on already probably implies more than he wants it to regarding his thoughts on that, but WHO CARES

he's just going to be over here twitching if you don't mind

kind of running his fingers lightly over his palms as well, over those arrays he's got

he is so stoked]

[ossifragant]

[Greed doesn't even know what the hell is going on right now but whatever it is, Yomiel just took out one of the communists.

He should be a little angry because he doesn't like being lied to, but if the Loyalty Officer sent the Troubleshooter in to make sure Greed was the real thing, well, he can't really blame him.]

Suddenly I care a lot more about this game than I did before.

I wonder if good ol' Yomiel is doing this for us.

[alchemicals]

Didn't you hear him?

He said he'd send us a few more before he dies.

[ossifragant]

That girl, Sakura, is one, too, isn't she? If we're operating under the assumption that Himemiya indoctrinated Rin for her.

Which means it's a matter of picking out the remaining three after they get rid of her.

Do you have any theories?

[alchemicals]

Like I said, Fulbright and Newman. I wasn't so sure about that last one, but since Himemiya's one of them...

[...]

...god, I had both of them in my room, too.

[ossifragant]

[He laughs.]

Newman seemed choked up about you. You think that was an act?

[alchemicals]

...That's the thing. I don't know.

[Huh.]

I know one of that kid's secrets already. He's not as good at keeping them as he thinks he is.

[ossifragant]

What did he say? "He was supposed to survive with us"?

If he's really a communist....

[alchemicals]

...and he was saying that to Himemiya, of all people.

But they didn't go after me, they went after Tohsaka - and apparently Himemiya was the Indoctrinator. So why...?

[ossifragant]

Correct me if I'm wrong-- I wasn't paying attention to the entire trial, but Tohsaka and Matou are sisters, correct?

What if Himemiya had a different target in mind, but Matou convinced her otherwise?

[alchemicals]

[.......................

oh my god

greed you don't mind if he just laughs like a fucking maniac over here do you of course you don't]

Then that would be the biggest mistake they've made so far.

[ossifragant]

[He's just going to be over here smirking.]

If that had been the case, my instincts about you would have turned out to be correct.

But instead they had to be touching and reunite two sisters who apparently don't even get along at all.

[alchemicals]

If that turns out to be the case, I reserve the right to never let Himemiya live it down.

[Look, even if that's not what happened, it's funny as hell.]

Though it's not like letting Newman and Himemiya call the shots would have been any less sickening - it wouldn't have been family, it would have been friendship, which is arguably an even dumber idea.

[ossifragant]

Friendship with someone they'd only known for a day.

[This is one of the funniest situations possible.]

Strategy didn't seem like it was going to happen with the Indoctrinator. At least we know why now.

Too bad there's no way to get that message to the others, huh? I don't think our "last messages" will reach them.

[alchemicals]

Did you actually write one?