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The Computer ([personal profile] thecomputer) wrote2014-11-16 08:11 am
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DEAD 04

[Welcome, Anthy, Sakura and Simon!]

[You regain consciousness in a waiting room of some sort. Something is clearly odd - your entire body is slightly transparent, and everything you were carrying with you aside from your clothes is gone. On the plus side, you seem to be impervious to all harm.]

[There is an end table with two stacks of papers. One is a large area to write in (there is a small assortment of pens next to this), and the other all bear the same message:]


Congratulations! You have died.

Please wait in this area until such time as the exercise is terminated. At that time, you will be transferred to your appropriate afterlife. If you were assigned a Communist role, rest easy knowing that any ultimatum given as part of your motivation was false.

If you have any questions, please shout them into the air, and a representative will get back to you within 5-100,000 business days. If you have any final messages for the living, please write them on form B and submit it into the slot in the south wall. Delivery is not guaranteed.


[Sure enough, there’s a slot. In addition, a hallway connects this room with a much larger room, not unlike a movie theatre. A large screen on the far wall shows various events back in the facility as they unfold in real time. A side alcove provides slightly transparent popcorn and a water cooler, although hunger, thirst and exhaustion don’t seem to exist here.]
murimurimuri: (10)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-17 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Who am I supposed to talk to? Little Miss Justice? I'm not feeling mature enough to deal with the red menace right now. I guess I can vent to Greed once the two of you are done playing footsie.
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[personal profile] alchemicals 2014-11-17 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
...What.

[fuck was that, keyes, you want to try again]
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[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-17 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[You're damn right I do.]

It's a movie theater, after all, so it's only natural if you lovebirds want to get in a little under-the-clothes groping or some such. I'm not here to judge!
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[personal profile] absolutejustice 2014-11-17 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Lady Esdeath says that you see that kind of thing all the time in the armed forces!
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[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-17 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
There you are! It's perfectly healthy and natural.
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[personal profile] alchemicals 2014-11-17 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
...I hate every single one of you people here.
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[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-17 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Laughs like an asshole. Nothing like somebody else's unhappiness to make a guy feel better.]