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The Computer ([personal profile] thecomputer) wrote2014-11-16 08:11 am
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DEAD 04

[Welcome, Anthy, Sakura and Simon!]

[You regain consciousness in a waiting room of some sort. Something is clearly odd - your entire body is slightly transparent, and everything you were carrying with you aside from your clothes is gone. On the plus side, you seem to be impervious to all harm.]

[There is an end table with two stacks of papers. One is a large area to write in (there is a small assortment of pens next to this), and the other all bear the same message:]


Congratulations! You have died.

Please wait in this area until such time as the exercise is terminated. At that time, you will be transferred to your appropriate afterlife. If you were assigned a Communist role, rest easy knowing that any ultimatum given as part of your motivation was false.

If you have any questions, please shout them into the air, and a representative will get back to you within 5-100,000 business days. If you have any final messages for the living, please write them on form B and submit it into the slot in the south wall. Delivery is not guaranteed.


[Sure enough, there’s a slot. In addition, a hallway connects this room with a much larger room, not unlike a movie theatre. A large screen on the far wall shows various events back in the facility as they unfold in real time. A side alcove provides slightly transparent popcorn and a water cooler, although hunger, thirst and exhaustion don’t seem to exist here.]
murimurimuri: (25)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-18 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'd be impressed she's even trying if she didn't freaking murder me. But no, I'd like to think the only one who'd fall for that steaming load of crap is Mukuro, assuming Mukuro isn't a commie herself.
ossifragant: (Ô got hurt a long time ago)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-18 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
She might be the final member.
murimurimuri: (09)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-18 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe. Yomiel thinks she's innocent because she didn't know how overnight roles worked. But if she's none too bright to begin with, he could be reading too much into that.
Edited 2014-11-18 01:03 (UTC)
ossifragant: (⊗ you have lots on your mind)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-18 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe. It's hard to tell, isn't it?

Personally, I'd go for one of the people who haven't said much at the trials. They'd be easier to protect at the beginning.
murimurimuri: (19)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-18 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
It's possible. Somebody who lays low, hedges their—

[Suddenly bursting into laughter at Dan's comment here.]

Oh my gooood he totally has Horace's number!
ossifragant: (Φ but our ship's not coming back)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-18 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[You know.... Dan has a point.

And it's hilarious.]


I was wondering what the hell was up with that neck brace.

Styling himself to look like a knight chess piece, huh?
murimurimuri: (03)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-18 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That's Horace for you. He seals his letters with a wax seal in the shape of a chess knight, I am not even kidding.
ossifragant: in the ground (Ò we keep on planting their bones)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-19 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow.

That makes him laugh.]


And I thought I knew interesting people.
murimurimuri: (09)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-19 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
He's always been like that, even when we were kids. Chess this, chess that. I'm sure he only ever put up with me because I could play.
ossifragant: (⊗ of all my agony)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-19 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
I've never seen someone take their hobby so seriously before.

Even so, the guy manages to get results. We'll have to see if he manages to drag Fulbright to hell.
murimurimuri: (62)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-19 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Frowns, because there is just so, so much he could say about Horace and hobbies and the results that he gets — but no, no matter how dead a guy is, there are still things best kept to himself.]

...Yeah. Here's hoping.
ossifragant: (∅ doing the best that i can)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-19 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Greed would be fascinated if nothing else.]

We'll find out soon enough.
murimurimuri: (39)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-19 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[And he's quiet until they do find out, at which point...]

The hell?
ossifragant: very wrong with the world (Ò that something's gone awful)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-19 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, that....]

An imposter?
murimurimuri: (81)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-19 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
Just when you think you've hit the last plot twist, something else crazy happens!
ossifragant: (Ô the shores i seek)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-19 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
I thought there was something weird about him, but that's a little much.
murimurimuri: (18)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-19 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
Is that a grappling hook?
ossifragant: (Ò that sorrowful day)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-19 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
[How did Friend Computer not notice all of these weapons?!]

Who the hell is this guy?
murimurimuri: (44)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-19 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, but he sure knew about me.
ossifragant: now i'm bored (⊗ i'm the head of the board now)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-19 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder if that was because of Fulbright or his own research.

[....]

As tempting as it would be, don't clock him in the head when he wakes up here. He won't feel a thing.

[Because cautioning against violence because it won't actually harm someone is a thing people do, right?]
murimurimuri: (78)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-19 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Who knows? But the warning is appreciated in exactly the way it was intended.]

I just assumed he'd heard the gossip from the detective who took me in... for crying out loud, did I attract another assassin?
ossifragant: (⊗ well we'll take care of that for you)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-20 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
...you've had a problem with assassins before?

[That's a pretty specific thing to have happen more than once.]
murimurimuri: (yeeeeeeek!)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2014-11-20 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Sort of, I mean only one of them was what you would call a problem—

[He lets out a sudden yelp.]

He shot him!
absolutejustice: (You betrayed justice willingly)

[personal profile] absolutejustice 2014-11-20 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
What was the point of that? His sentence had already been passed down.

(no subject)

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ossifragant: i'm immortal (θ  you can't kill me)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-11-20 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[That... isn't good.]

I thought people couldn't bring weapons into the chamber?!

[But there's no way this will actually kill Yomiel, right? It was outside of the rules. As suicidal as the guy has been acting it won't stick.]